December 2013

Two young boys were spending the night with their grandparents. At bedtime they knelt to say their prayers. The younger one began praying at the top of his lungs, “I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE, I PRAY FOR A NEW X-BOX, I PRAY FOR A NEW DVD….” His older brother leaned over, nudged the young brother and said, “Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn’t deaf.” The younger brother replied, “No, but Grandma is!”